Daniel is a cunt.

Dying my hair black is not going to be a good idea.
Shit.
I don't think anything has been said for Zoobooze, so in summary, Pancho jumped in a fire and yelled 'I AM QUEEN', Pancho slammed Filch into the ground, I got hickied (you know who you are, I'm not impressed.) Benji and Tim got well raucous, Benji couldn't get a penis, Darcy's dog almost got killed, Darcy's brother almost got killed by my driving skills, and it was fucking cold.
Sincerely Apron.