Daniel is a cunt.

Dying my hair black is not going to be a good idea.
Shit.
I don't think anything has been said for Zoobooze, so in summary, Pancho jumped in a fire and yelled 'I AM QUEEN', Pancho slammed Filch into the ground, I got hickied (you know who you are, I'm not impressed.) Benji and Tim got well raucous, Benji couldn't get a penis, Darcy's dog almost got killed, Darcy's brother almost got killed by my driving skills, and it was fucking cold.
Sincerely Apron.

So, an exciting night out calls for exciting tales!

Oh what? I don't remember any of the night. Yeah cool. Musta been good then.
But actually, Apron raped a small ranga, Filch is a cad, and Pancho takes regular naps.
MOTS had a pretty good reunion, initiated by your trully. Filch is a cad. Cunt, it's so timefor bed.

Some hardcore kids.

fuck we're cool.
for mikey...

Cigars and Passion Pop

A number of apologies are in order.
First, to Daniel, who was un rightfully set upon by myself. Apparently I gave him a good bashin, but this i do not recall...
Secondly, to Sammy. I raped him something hardcore. Also little/ no recollection of this event.
Thirdly, to the lady who served me at the Macca's drive through, who i gave a good yellin to. Totally remember that one.
Fourth, to Mikey, who I spent a good hour and a half abusing in Sammy's car. Lol, JK, I think you're a cunt.
I think thats probably everyone...
Also, what the fuck are cigars? Most useless twats ever invented, thats what.
Sincerely, Apron.

A Number of Things.

So a little update: a number of things have happened.
Apron put glass in Pancho's shirt and so Filch became heads of MOTS.

Apron quit MOTS.

Apron was kicked out of MOTS.

A MOTS reunion occured and Apron was reinstated as a member of MOTS.
Pancho got Nutella on her face.

And so now, Filch is borrowing a well swish camera to play with, but we are not having a MOTS day.


Fail.

What is not a fail though, is Filch's new puppy, Ben Kieth, nor how hardcore Apron, Filch and guest star Kate look in this picture.

loltastic. p.s. cigars are fun/will kill you.

Love Filch.

FUCK YES.

THIS IS THE COOLEST

Filch.

Wordswap.

This is your basic wordswap game. Like when you replace the word 'wand' with 'willy' in any Harry Potter book, presenting such fresh opportunites as "Harry bent over and removed his willy from his robes." Essentially, it's pretty good. Wordswap of the day is substituting any word you please with 'cunt.' Making every conversation inappropriate is the best way to chuckle, and get yourself kicked out of restaurants, zoos and old folks home. "I had a cunt sandwich for lunch." Not only is that highly disgusting and boderline just plain filth, it's pretty chuckleworthy. But actually guys, I've changed my ways and don't believe in swears. So don't swear in my presence hey? Cunt. Pancho out. Catchphrase.

Banksy, you clever clever man.

I firmly believe that, some day, Jared Willis will be the new Banksy. He even has his own label. If you see a stencil accompanied by the word 'Cojones', you're looking at an original Willis.
Sincerely Apron.
P.s 6 more weeks of year 11? what even is that?

Goose Egg.

 

MOTS is taking up egg carving art. This is not in need of a vote. It's amazing and I want it. Good. 

Pancho.

Because we need a playground

They're the best.

Love Filch

No Sleep means No Anger

Pancho and Filch

Apron and Pancho

Pancho and Apron

we only like each other when we're tired.

love Filch.

NIQUE TA MERE

There is no snow here.
You know its been a good week when you wince and smile at the same time because you sat on a bruise that reminded you of the one hundred and eleven hilarious stacks that recently happened.
I just realized we haven't really clarified who we are, so in summary, we are Music of the Spheres, aka Mots. Consisting of Apron, Pancho and Filch, out aim is to take photos/ write songs/ make invisible theatre.
 Please don't take us seriously. We never will.
Apron, signing off for Mots.
P.S RON JAMES/ ARMADILDO
P.P.S AHS REPRESENT